I feel like writing right now but have nothing really to say so I’m just going to babble for a short while I guess.  Yup, it’s 9:11 p.m. on May 29, 2003 – It’s about 90 degrees in my apartment (literally) and just as warm outside.  I’m sitting here in my AE shorts I bought 4 years ago, no shirt, with a ceiling fan blowing on me.  I have my old Dean’s List mug from college on my desk in front of me – ah hell – I’ll prove it…..

 Wow, I just spent way too much time taking a picture of my desk and typing on it, I’m a dork, now I’m listening to Bobby Brown – Don’t Be Cruel – don’t’ believe me?  Man, you never learn, here’s my playlist playing right now, pretty random huh?

Yup, so I still feel like writing.  Now I feel like taking a picture of myself and posting it, humph.   Here’s me 20 seconds after I just typed that.  Yes, I know, my chest is hairy.  Lick me.  My eyes hurt.  I’m going to go take out my contacts now….

 Ok, I’m back.  Don’t believe me?  FUCK YOU!! Here’s proof.  SO what if my glasses are on crooked, haven’t you ever done that?

Man I’m so damn bored.  I didn’t do a damn thing tonight besides go to the grocery story, watch South Park, and watch the 3^rd period of the Devil’s game.  OOOO!! I KNOW!! I haven’t gotten my video camera out for awhile, I’ll go tape me playing along with my Alice In Chains DVD!! WOO HOO!  Fun times for everyone!  Then I’ll post it in the next paragraph for all to download.  Man I’m cool. 

Ok, so I just made a video of me playing Angry chair – the quality is horrible.  Here is the video in case you want to watch it (right click, select "save target as").

 SO yeah, just talked to Corey Thilges and Jamie Harrison on the phone from Chicago, they’re going to the Cubs/Astros game tomorrow.  Interesting huh?   I got a text message from Kim Dentlinger today that just said “Quack quack quack.”  It’s an inside joke that you don’t get.  That’s how cool I am – I get inside jokes that YOU DON’T! 

So how pointless was this page?  Are you pissed that you read it?  Well, it’s about to get more pointless.  Trivia Time – how many tongue rings do I own that I haven’t swallowed?  I don’t even know the answer.  Ok, I’m not going to go find the answer.

 I have an idea for the next contest…look at the above picture of my desk again…, the winner of the next contest must be a girl and she will get the Stephanie formerly known as my girlfriend’s (prince reference) spot in the empty picture frame by my desk..but you have to mail me the picture.  OH that's right, that link is broken becuase I deleted her picture just like I burned all her other ones the other night, fun times fun times. You could be the winner…now I just need to think of a contest.

 Ok, it’s 10:30 now (the atomic clock in my guitar video is off by an hour)….i’m going to pray and go to bed now, goodbye.