Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

Screw you, go watch it yourself. Keep reading if you want it the story ruined.  Frodo dies along with Sam and the the ring.  Gandolf turns into a dragon and eats the rest of the Fellowship, and Saurmon turns out to be this really big glass eye that doesn't really do anything.  Ok, that's all bullshit, for real, the last 25 minutes could have been summed up in 5 minutes, other than that - wonderful movie.   Liv Tyler is hot.  None of the good guys die except for Theoden.  The Hobbits get to kick some Orcs' asses.  Gollum bites Frodo's finger off along with the ring, but somehow his finger is back at the end of the movie, who knew.  Gollum gets throw into the fire with the ring, Sam gets married, Aragon gets crowned as king of Gandor, and Frodo leaves forever on a ship with Gandolf, Eldron, That old semi-hot elf chick, and some other elf whose name I also forgot.  Pretty good summary huh?  As I said, go watch it yourself.

Frodo's still a little pussy, Sam is the kid from goonies, and the arrow-shooting guy whose name I can say but not spell looks like Leonardo DiCaprio, but these movies still KICK MAJOR ASS!! Go watch it yourself if I didn't already ruin it for you.