"I need a bitch with a beeper, a full-time tramp. She can't suck dick like she's lickin' a stamp." --Too $hort

Here ya go, my opinon on things, advice on things, personal how-to's of some things, and random other bullshit that ran through my mind

Half of this is well written (ok, more like 2%) and the rest is just dribble I wrote about 5 years ago when I was mad at the world for whatever reason.  I've archived the garbage and kept the good things posted on the main page.

Ban the Smoking Bans (11-17-06)

Sony Hates Black People (11-21-05)

Breaking an Ankle to Understand (11-02-05)

Obesity isn't a crisis, our oil prices are (10-28-05)

Sex Offenders Have Rights Too (10-26-05)

Get your ass in shape fool, it's not that hard (06-13-03)

Want to get out of debt?  This worked for me but you're probably too dumb to get it to work for you (06-13-03)
NOTE: This artcile is being re-written. The concepts are there, but it is very poorly written

Archives (aka, rants that are VERY poorly written, I'm a much better writer than these show, and I agree with about 2% of what I wrote here)

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