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May 29, 2002

NEW MP3's are finally up! I need new suggestiosn though, I could only think of 2 to post plus the one that Funks had me put up. I need to get something up that is not in my inner circle. all i listen to anymore is slipknot, soulfly, rammstein, system of a down, incubus, and some techno shit. i need to broaden my horizons! maybe we'll go back to the RATM and sublime - but i've still posted about 4 of each of their songs, i need new suggestions - NO ZEPPELIN SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT HART/FUNKS!

Anybody want a good laugh? Check out the Chronicles of George . This is a page that shows various stories and call tickets of some moron joe schmo in a techie call center in Houston...it's pretty funny. Not as funny as that white-trash site - but i suppose it's kind of a spinoff of that, or vice versa

Morning! Need to work but i promise hella updates later. Wilson - did you mail me that cd yet? new mp3's and stuff later today. pictures from the weekned will go up tomorrow. cheer the av's on tonight, the red wings are going down!

roy.jpg (23179 bytes) May 28, 2002

Wow, what a weekend! That was action packed, fun filled, and sleepless. I was drunk, healthy, expensive, and diverse this past weekend. Visitors included 3 Riesenbergs (Kris, Matt, Nic alphabetically) and Spitter. Shit we were fucking drunk. I picked Matt and Nic up at the airport around 3ish and we were drunk before we got back up north. hit the north bars that night and Tom got himself a little piece - quite odd but he needed it! Saturday we ate some vittles downtown and hit the bar/watched the av's (quasi) game as they beat detroit 3-1 - WOO HOO! then we hung out and went to old c's and the country bar - where i bruised my leg on the mechanical bull and we all proceded to drink mass quantities of alcohol.

Never in my life have I watched caddyshack so many times in a weekend - i think we watched it about 5 times over the course of the weekend. Nic, Matt, and I (tom until he got busted) ran the Bolder Boulder 10K (6.2 miles) yesterday morning in Boulder just north of my place - Stephanie ran it as well but not with us. We did it in like 56 minutes i think it was - Stephanie beat us by running it in 54 - dammit! but hey, i was proud i made it - it was not as flat as the 5 mile run i did a month ago and it was 1.2 more miles and i improved my pace by like 10 seconds or so so it is very acceptable. i need to step up my running and get a big run or 2 in this summer yet to keep my pace increasing - chicago marathon in october beeyatch!

So after that yesterday - went ahead and forgot my id at home so i could not drink (fuck!) and then had fun with a little plumbing problem in our house. yes, my room is flooded. pretty neato huh? got the carpet pulled up right now and fans blowing everywhere and it sucks ass. we're getting 3 sump pumps installed on thursday but our basement reeks. Got a new roomate this weekned too and am getting another this weekned....this will cut my rent down to $280/mo with NO utilities. pretty sweet eh? these credit cards will be paid off in no time!

there are many details i could go into about this weekend - but i'm very busy today (as you cannot tell) so it'll be awhile before i get pictures/mp3's/wilson stuff etc. posted - but i'll do my damnedest to get it up! tim - i'll help ya tomorrow or this afternoon in looking for a new mobo for scott's computer - until then you should check out pricewatch.com - that's a good place to start when looking for a cheap motherboard. just make sure it's compatible with the processor and it should fit in the case - but i'll look into that more later. gotta jett

May 24, 2002

SNOW!! The above picture is my first reaction as I walked out my door this morning to find Laetitia covered in snow!. But we can only thank God for teh following - I know that it's practically June and it snowed like a champ last night and this morning, but my house, in particular is lucky, because luckily - our sprinklers still worked this morning! That's all for now - more before I go home today. I'm the only one here today so have alot to do and am already getting harrassed - "bryan - can you do this for me?" "bryan, can you do that for me".....FUCK YOU! IT's the friday of a holiday weekned! i ain't doing shit today you dumbshits! ok - time to work - new mp3's yesterday and wilson stuff a few days back. enjoy and in case i dont get around to updating today - have a great and safe weekend! the riesenbergs, spitter, tom, scandrett and i will be drunk!

holy bejeezus they're dropping like flies ;o) Nicky Tunning is engaged to Nolan Stribe! just got an email from her and thought I'd share the news with ya'll. also - was informed last week that Stacey Glass is also engaged. Congrats to all of you!!!!!! :o)

May 23, 2002

HI! wow, so you all like the new wilson story/video huh? that's nice to hear! what isn't nice to hear, or watch for that matter - is the av's losing to the goddamned red wings in OT here last night putting us down 2-1 in the series. that sucked. oh well - it was an exciting game to watch. we'll see what happens. the red wings are pretty tough but we have confidence!

a put a few new pictures in the new pictures page that I got from Kris. I literally have about 45 pictures sitting here that Wilson sent me from 2 weeks ago in Iowa - but they are pretty small and i need to either edit them or get the time to rename them so they aren't all named like "0x222.jpg" or something dumb like that. thats hard to reference when maintaining folders and deleting unused stuff that gets no hits!

got a big weekend coming up - 3 riesenbergs and a spitter are coming out here to drink mass quantities. it will be fun. then have to run a 10K on monday morning in bolder. if you want to check some stuff out on that run - go here. So what are all you're plans? I think everyone needs to send me an email today - i have been getting no email lately and it makes me sad. ok i really dont care but i do like getting email! mp3's later today - i PROMISE! time to work

May 22, 2002

Yes - I know I"m slacking on the pictures department, but they're really small and i need to edit them somehow. I dunno. BUT - i DID put up a new Wilson Story and new Wilson picture for you today! The new Wilson story has a 15mb downloadable AVI - it's pretty humorous. The video i have is really about 4x that long, but the file was getting too damn big and i didn't want to make a damn mpeg cuz that kills even more quality than the avi! eek!

Not much new - looking forward to a great weekend. Looking forward to the Av's game tonight. Looking forward to getting off work cuz i'm so damn tired. Looking forward to putting up new MP3's this afternoon - and ideally, new pictures later this afternoon, but we'll see what happens. My hits dropped like a porn star's panties and the broomfield seabasses's fantasy-team record last night. 600 hits yesterday down from over 1400 on monday. i cried when i saw that. ok - so i didn't. Check out the Wilson story though and tell your friends - perhaps that will allow my hits to climb back up! later

May 21, 2002

AV'S WIN!! we're tied up at 1-1 in this series that WILL hold the stanley cup winner. that was quite a game, although roy sucked my ass out with a bendy straw. he made some fucked up mistakes. oh well - he can only improve from that performance and we did pull out the 4-3 OT victory. Maybe Sergei is just still upset that Ms. Kournikova dumped him so he'll play shitty the rest of the series. humph.

So I'm busy as hell again today and don't know if i'll have time to post those pictures yet - if you're dying to see some (kris) i can email them to you to take a gander. wilson picture, mp3's, and wilson video will be up later this week when work slows down. thats all for now...got alot to do. later

May 20, 2002

happy monday! -very busy today and cannot update right now - but i have new MP3's, wilson story (with downloadable video), and a shitload of pictures from the iowa trip. look for them by later this afternoon or tomorrow at the latest. thanks for the FANTASTIC week of hits last week - more than double the average last week... woo hoo! ok - gotta go, lots to do today.

May 17, 2002

Friday again - this was a fast week! should be a good weekend - going to estes park tonight with tim, katie and friends to drink it up since kelly is back in town for the week. saturday i'm going to do some morning work on Laetitia, watch the Av's kick the shit out of the Red Wings, then go hang with Stephanie. Sunday will be a lazy day - just a prediction ;o)

Went to see Star Wars last night with Stephanie and some friends - i gotta say, the reviews might not be so good - and as usual, the plot wasn't the best - but i loved it. They could have done without that fucker JarJar again - but he was pretty limited as to his role. highlight of the movie (and no - i'm not ruining it for you) - Yoda. oh my God when Yoda uses his light saber it is, in my opinion, the coolest star wars scene i've seen since han solo was frozen in liquid carbonite. pimp yoda is when utilizes force with light saber he does, MMMMMMMMMMMM?? it is humorous and got some good action scenes - just a weak plot as usual. but we get to see boba fett as a child! woo hoo! go see it

WILSON - SEND ME MORE PICTURES!! everyone - check the new pictures page for pictures of this past weekend. Wilson sent me 2 so far and said that there's lots more to come. We have hit an all time record in hits this week - got 1500 yesterday - how ya like me now beeyatch?! of course, my statistics count me - and i honestly account for about 500 hits a day (not reflected on the counter) as i have to keep making sure minor updates word right.

oh yeah, btw - new Wilson pic again today. I'm fresh out of Wilson pix after this one so please send any you have through! much appreciated! have a great weekend, and if ya get bored, i have a rammstein song for ya ;o)

May 16, 2002

Bring on the Red Wings. Game 7 = victory with a brilliant tanguay pass to peter the great for a 1-0 victory as roy goes ahead and pulls a shutout against the pussy sharks. ok - not so pussy if it took us 7 games to beat them, but on to the conference finals! woo hoo!

So I'm going to see Star Wars tonight - we got 8 tickets, we'll probably have to go quite early and wait in line so we don't get neck-injury seats or something - and it DAMN well better be good! i hear yoda uses a light saber in this one - that would fucking rule! but yeah, need to keep the tradition alive - the first 2 movies were out before i was born, but i remember seeing Return of the Jedi in Cedar Rapids with my dad and some other people then again at the drive-in theater in carroll with my mom, brother and his friends (but i fell asleep). then about 15 years later - i got to see the phantom menace on opening night - i think i went with klaver, middi, and alicia - but i could be wrong here. but yes - going on opening night - as i fucking love star wars!! but i've said it before and i'll say it again - star wars is just not star wars without han solo, aka - harrison ford (how come one of my favorite actors has such a HORRIBLE last name? i wish his name was harrison honda or harrison audi or something cool)

not much else new - i'll get some more new stuff for you. i've gotten record hits all week so far - it's my first streak of 3 days in a row with 1000+ page-views i've ever had! it's nice - very very nice. keep up the good work and keep referring people - the hit counter has slowed down - i beleive that unless you use DHCP you dont get a hit counted unless you change your ip address or something like that - but i'm not really sure, i don't maintain the damn thing. somebody PLEASE just download this rammstein song for me, please?!

You all know my insane love for lame jokes - here is today's joke - it has a .wav download at the end of it - just my kind of joke :o) also, i have discontinued the "white trash neighbors" page due to lack of my time to keep it updated, sorry

and lastly - my new favorite website

May 15, 2002

PAYDAY! cha-ching! i'm tired as a bear today. went to the bar last night with a bunch of folks to drink, eat and stuff - was Riki's b-day last night - and in case she's reading this (as she's recently discovered the website) - YOU FUCKING GRANDMA, 24 IS WAY TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!

I have bunches of stuff to do today. Need to change the oil in my car, wash my car, clean the room, yadda yadda yadda. the avalanche play game 7 tonight at 7:30 MST so watch it if you like hockey at all!

I'm hoping to get some pictures soon from this past weekned - but I took none - so anything you all send me I will post up (as usual). MP3's aren't doing so hot these days - got 7 Incubus downloads - but that's the most i've gotten in awhile - just make me feel good please, download just one of these then delete it so my web statistics go up! i'd really appreciate it! more later today - gotta work - oh, check out the wilson archives if you have time, i've been updating the wilson picture a lot lately and you all haven't been checking it as much! peace

May 14, 2002

Avalanche win in OT with the help of Peter Forsberg and an excellent goal tending game by Roy. Hell yeah - the second game #7 of this playoff season will take place here in Denver on wednesday night - where we WILL win and advance to the conference championship!

*****THE REST OF THIS DAY'S ARCHIVE HAS BEEEN EDITED OUT BY THE REQUEST OF WHO IT DISCUSSED*******

May 13, 2002

mid-day newsflash (1:00p.m.) - New MP3's are posted. another mid-day newsflash New Wilson pic is up.

The action-packed weekend is over! It was damn fun and very very sleepless, but I had a great time and it was good to see all of you! 1500 Miles in 3 days. 6 Tanks of Gas. Countless Beers. 1 Round of golf (47). 1 night at the zone. After hours at hart's fooseball table. 1 afternoon sleeping on my parent's couch. 1 3-mile run with dad. 1 mothers day visited. 1 evening at Kerps. 2 late apperances by Wilson. 1 trip to Taco Johns. 2 Deliveries from Home Team after 3 a.m. on Friday night. 1 trip to Ruby's/That Place Attached to Ruby's ;o) - and too many other events jam-packed into 3 short days. it was great and I want you all to send me pictures that you have - ESPECIALLY you wilson, schweers tells me you got some good shit goin' on there!

Got a lot of fleetmack.com feedback from you all when i was back - it's majorly appreciated and i really am excited that you all enjoy this shit so much, it's been lackluster as of late due to my disapparance of internet at my home - not much updating time! plus that whole Stephanie-girlfriend factor occupies quite a bit of my time - but that's a VERY VERY good thing!

So I got home late last night - I have alot of catching up to do in many areas of life - work, laundry, shopping, etc etc etc. MP3's shall be up today or tomrrow - as will quotes, wilson stories, pictures, wilson pictures, etc. - alot of updates so tell your friends!

May 09, 2002

Question of the day - why does God hate me? why? Let's go back in time - to freshman year in high school. The year was 1993 (9 years ago) - the month was December - what happened around this time? Well, I was sick with pneumonia. Since then - I haven't been sick - ever. I just don't get sick. So I feel very blessed for that. Lets go back in time again - to early March. (March 8-9 to be exact - check the news to refresh your memory) I spent over 20 hours in an airport being bumped around so I could never leave Denver to go to Kansas City to see my frineds. Nice trick you played on me that time, God. So what happens on May 8, 2002? Bryan Mack - for the first time in over 8 years - gets sick. I have a sore throat from hell - and I am again, supposed to make a trip today to see my friends. Well I have news for you, God - I'm not going to let you make me stay in Colorado this time - I'm going back no matter what. Give me AIDS, throw a blizzard my way or take out I76, I70, AND I80 - I don't care, I will get home this time. Enough fucking around.

So yes, I don't feel very good - but honest to God I feel 100 times better than last night (which still doesn't say that much to be honest as I wanted to shoot myself in the face last night). I also realized (I suppose "re-affirmed" is a more fitting word) how wonderful Stephanie is. She came over between 1-2 when she got off work - with finals this morning and a paper yet to write - to bring me medicine :o) Recommendation to all of you: Go get yourself a Stephanie, you will not regret it!! But I'm not sharing mine so you have to find your own

So I may not be as fun in Iowa this weekend as you all would like - but I will do my best to keep up with you in golfing and bar-hopping so be ready for me! Big day of work today - luckily I went to bed at about 7 last night so I still got over 10 hours of sleep - I'm ready to go! Have a great day - and to cheer you all up if you're in a bad mood, check out a great Wilson Picture of the day of him passed out at Zig's place after a bookshelf fell on him. Fun night! Take care

May 08, 2002

Check out Stephanie and I's race times from the Cherry Creek Sneak

sorry about the lack of updates lately, i'm slacking. went to CB & Potts last night with Stephanie and met up with some friends there. I sucked it up at golden tee as usual and steph will probably beat me next time she plays. i suck! :)

so i'm finally getting this iowa trip organized. i'll get to carroll around 3 or 4 a.m. on friday - then i'm golfing with tyler & co (meaning - i have no idea with who else) on friday afternoon. then i'll hang with the parents for awhile then head up to ames where i'll go to the zone and peoples - then probably to wilsons or some classic spot like that. saturday i wake up bright and early and head back to carroll. spend some time with the family then watch the avalanche game. perhaps take in some golf in the late afternoon then i'll hit good ol' c-town for awhile. i'll have to leave around 1 or 3 on sunday so i'll probably just hang out with mom for mothers day and swing on back to denver. woo hoo! what an action-packed iowa weekend. hope i dont run into any pipe-bombers. off to work. mp3's AGAIN later today. also - new wilson picture today

May 07, 2002

Well, the Av's lost 6-4 last night and are down 2-1 in the series against the Sharks. This is not good - we want a repeat Stanley Cup and as of now, it's not looking good with Roy giving up this many goals, fuck.

not much new today - check out some New Pix here in about an hour or so (9a.m. mountain time). have a good day

May 06, 2002

Weekend has come and gone and it was a good one! Went to boulder with riki and aja friday night so i could get up saturday mornin' and go to the boulder kinetics. it was pretty cool - nice weather but it felt good to be out on the beach drinking and all that fun stuff! i'll have pix up later this week i'm sure

I think i'm headin back to c-town this weekend for an FYI to you all. gotta talk to tyler about some stuff, but shoudl be doing some golfing! hell, i dont have time to type right now, ill update more later. bye

- Oh yeah, new MP3's either later today or sometime tomorrow - i added some new ones later last week, incubus and kenny chesney, yup

May 03, 2002

TGIF - this week sucked, period. I haven't done a typical "what mack did last night" update in awhile so i'll do that real quick then tell you how stupid i was this morning. Stephanie and I ate at bahama breeze last night -that place is DAMN good! then we went to cb & potts (where dunner works) and had a drink or two - nothing too special last night but it was a fun night still!

So this mornign - i am wearing a suit because it's commencemnet here at the school of mines and I have to look all pretty - any-who, i was bringing my running shoes with me to work so i rest them on the top of my car while i take off my jacket to get in the car. about 40 blocks later - by like 104th and westminster blvd...i hear a clunk and look in my rear view - my shoe is bouncing down the street - i whip a shittie and put on the hazards, run across 4 lanes of traffic to get my shoe from the middle of the street only to discover the other one is gone. so somewhere in this city is a new balance size 11 1/2 in pretty worn condition for some bum to wear thru the winter next year! God I'm an idiot

Not many weekend plans - might go to this Kinetics boat thingy tomorrow in boulder, other than that - no big plans. Sorry about the lack of updates lately - i need to get an archive started for may - get my links fixed - new wilson story (in the making, i might add ... hehehhe) and just an overall makeover on fleetmack, but thats hard to do with no internet at home :o( i should get to work - look for new pix and mp3's early next week - i have some great ideas - take care and have a drunk weekned!

May 02, 2002

Sorry about no updates today - really busy. more tomorrow maybe

May 01, 2002

Not much new today - I have some new plans for the website...I can't say they're the most original in the world. By the end of the day I will have a version 1.0 of my directory of people posted...probably just something stupid from access or excel or something. but if you want your name/addy/phone#/email etc. added to it just whip it on thru to bryan@fleetmack.com and i'll add ya so people can find out how to contact you...maybe you'll get random emails from people you aint heard from in 3 or 4 years like i'm getting about 3 or 4 times a week, it's sweet

Also being added to the site will be a page where i basically stole the idea - but it applies to my household too. It shall be called "My White Trash Neighbors". Here I will share stories and pictures and updates of what my trashy trashy neighbors with 17 cars and 28 kids all with huge beer guts, beards, wife beards, and kids of their own - are up to.

not much else new. Layne Staley tribute is gone, Ryan Heuton's MP3's are up, and new general mp3's are up. peace