"The anti-drug commercials have drug users in them telling us to not do drugs. That's like using a diabetic to advertise a Snickers bar." --Chris Rock

Back to www.fleetmack.com (if you got here with no frames)

March News Archives

March 3    March 4    March 5     March 6    March 7    March 8     March 9    March 10    March 11     March 12    March 13    March 14    March 15    March 16    March 17    March 18    March 19    March 20    March 23     March 22    March 23    March 24    March 25     March 26     March 27     March 28     March 29     March 30

March 30, 2002

Moving today! my new address is as follows: 140 Flint Ave. Broomfield, CO 80020. Same phone info will apply. Tim, Katie and I got ourselves a 5BR home that is cheaper than this one! the upstairs is nicer than this house - but the basement is a dungeon. there are 3br's upstairs - so i can have one, but i think i'm going to live in the dungeon - i like having my own little area - plus it allows me to be secluded and blast my slipknot or deftones all night long as i sleep :) no updates for awhile as our cable will be down - but i posted a new wilson story (courtesy of leroy), new mp3's, a new video - enjoy the weekend and i'll see ya soon!

March 29, 2002

The weekend is upon us and I still do not know where I will be living on monday, nice huh? What a way to spend Easter! My roomate Kelly moved last night back to Iowa - then in a few weeks she goes to Conneticut to train for BMW, for whom she has accepted a traveling job with. I went with her and her dad to ESPN Zone last night - cool place! good food! expensive beer! ouch! so i had about 2 beers there then went and got the lovely Stephanie. We met up with my roomies at D&B's, played a few games, then went to CB&Potts. Dunner was working so we got to talk to her for awhile, then we called it a night. it was a good day! i am tired now though (imageine that) and - as usual - have stuff to do here at good ol' work. TGIF - don't eat meat today, and happy easter to you all!!!!!!!!!!!

March 28, 2002

Mornin'! Not much new here - looked for houses yesterday, find out in an hour if we get my all time dream house or not, if we do i'm buying a toshiba HDTV maybe tomorrow. wish me luck! I'm going to put up new MP3's shortly today, if you have any suggestions email bmack@Mines.edu ASAP - otherwise you're probabaly getting some deftones, sublime, grateful dead, and whatever else i can whip up. come back later today!

March 27, 2002

GOOD NEWS! Just was informed that my Grandma Mack got tested today and is cancer-free! Found it just a few weeks ago and its gone already! Just thought I'd share the good news with everyone.

Top of the Mornin' to ya laddies! ok, i'm hardly irish at all but i just had to say it. Yesterday was quasi-productive. Finished a quasi(today is quasi day) oil change i started the other day, changed all the fluids (except tranny of course), re-grounded, re-lead-turn-on'ed, and re-all-the-fuses'ed my amp last night too and got the stereo back under control, then I gave the ol' honda a bath, she needed it! now i just need to clean the inside and fix the antenna and we're in business! noticed 2 more door dings last night - that puts the total to 14, i gave up in that department years ago and just realized that people are jerks. So that was yesterday! busy day at work again today so i'm going to get to it

March 26, 2002

HAPPY NATIONAL EAZY-E DAY!! IT has been 7 years to the day since the man died tragically of AIDS. He was a beast from the days when rap music was good, had good beats, funny and hard lyrics, and you can't say he never did what he claimed he did. How do you think he got AIDS? thru a blood transfusion? i think not! so celebrate Eric Right's 11523 days on this planet by listening to some tunes by him sometime today. There will be no more news today in memory of Eazy. As he once said "only the good die young so that makes me young and bad". we no longer know what to make of that statement. out

March 25, 2002

Here we are on a good ol' fashioned Monday morning. I have a busy week ahead of me, very busy. Could involve moving, working, and a whole bunch of other stuff - not to mention that ( i know B.J. remembers) tomorrow is a national holiday for all to celebrate! ahh the 26th of March, such a sorrowful day. I did nothing last night. I did a whole shit-ton of stuff during the day - but around 8p.m. i wanted my day to be over so i sat in front of the ol' television and watched Taxi Driver. I had forgotten how damn good that movie is! the DVD was on sale for like $8 so i just had to get it! and lastly - i again am upset with the bullshit academies of this country. how the hell can you not give Memento an oscar? nevermind - i recind that comment. how about the academy just takes back all oscars from goodfellas, taxi driver, and pulp fiction so we can officially say that no good movie has ever won an oscar so they could at least be consistent in giving awards to shitty movies and actors. at least that fuck robin williams didnt win anything this year, so i'll credit them for that! peace

March 24, 2002

Pretty uneventful night last night - I was so hungover. I just went to Old C's to have a beer or 4 (in a 8 hour interval) because it was Andy's birthday. Played some golden tee (imagine that) and that was about it. Kind of a late start today, got out of bed around 2 or so then Stephanie and I went to eat, now i am upset because Oregon lost. I need to run and do laundry today. I am tired and there is NO REASON for me to be tired! i must go, goodbye

March 23, 2002

STORY TIME! If this is Mom - don't read this because you'll think your kids are alcoholics! THis is a messed up story. I'll break it down, but its going to be long! i got off work at 4 yesterday and went to the sports column downtown to meet my sister and her freinds - it was about 65 out so they had the roof open so we had a few beers and shots out there. Then Cori and I drove up here to old chicago and had a few more beers and a few more shots. So we were supposed to go back downtown to meet up with Cori's friends again - so i called Rikelle to see if she wanted to come with us, she did so we swung by and picked her up - had a few beers over at her house, and swung downtown. We get downtown and park, go to Splinters and see Cori's friends. I immediately have 2 shots and a beer. keep in mind that i have not yet eaten today. it is now about midnight and i've probably had about 7 beers, 3 lemon drop shots, 2 yukon jack shots, and 2 weird shots that the piffer(PFR) hooked up for us at old chicago. i was annihilated. from this point on it's all blurry. but sometime soon i remember hugging Cori and telling her goodbye, the Riki (who also wasn't fit to drive) took me to my car and locked me in there so i could passs out - and she took my keys, and for some reason, my cell phone. so - as i said, this is all blurry and not remembered at all - i remember puking and talking to a cop. i was informed by the cop that i couldnt sleep in my car (Steph informed me later that its illegal here - loitering!) so the cop made me leave the car! i left it - in downtown denver - with the door opened, and started walking around. i had NO idea where i was. it was about 10 degrees out and i'm walking around - from 2 blocks north of coors field (about 17th street) to the 16th street mall - up and down market and blake streets - for an hour i walked around and had no clue where i was at. Riki had my phone so i couldnt call, and i forgot where my car was parked. i was freezing and chattering and had to piss. i'm 99% sure that a cop busted me pissing on the sidewalk and let me off - but i'm not certain about that. it is now close to 2 and the bars are getting out. i was freezing and everyplace was closed except this porn shop and i had to go in to warm up. immediately the clerk see's i'm drunk as hell and tells me to leave, i beg him to just let me stand in the doorway to warm up for a little while - after all, it was about 10 degrees and i had no coat or anything. so he let me stay and i passed out while leaning against the wall - he had a cop escort me out to the street where i again started to wander. i looked up and saw that i was at the corner of 21st and market - right in the middle of where i know the area like the back of my hand, but it felt like the first time i'd been there. i had no clue where i was and was again freezing. I SAW MY SAVIOR! the burrito-cooler people! i love those damn burritos, so i started walking over to buy a few of them - and i see Stephanie and Tiffany wandering around looking for me! they were pissed and i was freezing. Riki was drunk as hell - but apparently had called Steph to come pick me up and told her where my car was, when she got to my car - i was not there, and Riki, Steph, Tiff, Josh and a few select others were searching for me. I think Steph called Cori to see if i was with her. Josh (who was hammered) stole a shitload of my cd's to 'teach me a lesson'. a wise lesson it is - DO NOT leave your car downtown opened! apprently my trunk was popped all ngith long too. at least Riki and I were smart enough to not drive! So i let Tiffany take my car to take Riki home, and Steph brought me home, and we were all happy. i'm sure i left out about 100% of the details, but you get the point - it was a messed up night! later

March 22, 2002

Time for a short rant - although i did the same thing this mornign on my webpage - i am now greatly upset by a stereotypical-reaction that is taking place, which almost gives credit where it shouldn't be due. the headlines should not read "DUKE LOSES"...they should read "HOOSIERS WIN!!!". it is almost praising duke claiming they are this immortal force to be reckoned with. everybody hates duke, dont give them so much credit as to write the entire article about the blue devils and what they didn't do - WRITE IT ABOUT INDIANA AND WHAT THEY DID!! article title's ive seen today are "UN DUKE-LIKE ENDING", "DUKED OUT", "DUKE STUNNED". come on - how about "HOOSIERS PULL OF UPSET - MOVE ON TO ELITE EIGHT" or something like that. duke is done for the year and we (as i am doing right now, quite hypocritcal i know) still write about what they had. are there articles about how ISU women lost last week in an upset? no - but come the championship game, all talk will be "everyone though duke would be here" they aren't - get over it. How about TRUE stats like "indiana out rebounded duke 47-32" instead of something like "duke wont be back in the final for for the first time since ...." or they could put "a.j. moore made 2 free throws with little to no time on the clock to put indiana up by 4" instead of "williams was only 6-19 from the field - a main reason duke lost". GIVE CREDIT TO INDIANA'S VICTORY - NOT ANTI-CREDIT TO DUKE'S LOSS BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. end of rant :)

Well, I lost the farm last night at the casino, but it's all good. I went up to Central City with Cori and her friends last night. We ended up leaving the casino and going to some local bar with the drummer for Eddie Money - and oddly enough (no pun intended, oh wait - yes there is) Mr. Money's drummer had no money - forgot his wallet. cheapass. I didn't drink much so I could drive them home - ended up getting home closer to 4a.m. than 3a.m. - I'm tired *yawn*. oh well, nothing new - I can deal with it. I am supposed to pick Cori up downtown after work today - she want's to see the north side for awhile so we'll hit the Westminster/Broomfield bar scene for awhile then swing back downtown for the night. Not much else new here - I have a very busy day today so i'm fixin to hop to it, later

March 21, 2002

May have found a new place to live last night, but we won't go into details on that. nothing happened at all yesterday. no raisins, no monopoly, no snowboarding, no nothing! it was boring. but see my weather analysis below - i DO have it figured out! it hit 65 yesterday and it is presently snowing here in Golden and 14 degrees. nice huh? i think i'm going gambling tonight with Cori - would like to see Steph at the same token though - oh the wonderful world of dichotomies, what to do what to do. what i'll do is get back to work. have a great day numbchucks!

March 20, 2002

hello - not much new today or yesterday for that matter. house situation = still f**ked up, but no worries - all works out for me. Stephanie came over last night and we watched some TV and ate some pizza and raisins (however - the raisins were NOT on the pizza thankfully). i am starting to wonder why i share all these innate details with all of you. i mean honestly, if 1 of you gives a flying shiznit that Steph and I ate raisins last night - wait, i'm just going to stop now, becuase i'm typing more pointless stuff. i should get back to work now. Cori comes back to Denver 2nite so we'll see if I go out 2nite or not, if so, i'm sure you'll hear about it tomorrow.

March 19, 2002

Ok - my living situation is hosed and I do not want to discuss it. let's put it this way, if anyone knows a great place i can move into by april 1 please let me know asap, otherwise i'll be forced to sign a 1 year lease at +$100 than what i'm paying right now. nice notice huh?

played 3 rounds of golden tee last night! of course, i won 2 of them - so we bet on the 3rd game, and i lose. i still have never won a bet outside of iowa - any situation, ever. i'm jinxed! Steph and I played monopoly all damn night last night. I'm so much better than her at it it's pitiful! (i know you're reading this, Steph - so don't deny it! hehehe) ok so now that I've pissed Steph off, I suppose I'll go do some work for the day! I am so damn thirsty, I will drink 20 gallons of water today at work. I need a catheter. goodbye

March 18, 2002

Ok, networking issue finally resolved! i'm rewarding myself by getting off work in 1/2 hour here - going to lift weights, eat delicious delicious delicious hamburger-helper (with no hamburger) then go play some golden tee! I'm in league now and have my golden tee card and everything, how lame is that?! tomorrow's another day! phone ringing...bye

If somebody doesnt send me a new wilson story asap i think we will all go crazy, so get on the ball folks! im at work and the only reason i am updating thsi site right now is i need help - i'm stumped on a networkign issue right now, so if any guru's for networkign on NT4 are around - message me on msn at fleetmack@hotmail.com or email me at bmack@mines.edu. i'll be happy for the help cuz i'm stumped on a networking issue for the first time in a long while!

March 17, 2002

The message you are about to read was typed by a very tired boy! first off - happy st. paddy's day! not like i give a shit about the holiday - but its important to some of you - whatever melts your butter i guess. It was a pretty fulfilling weekned for me. if you read below you can read of my friday night. saturday my sister was in town so Tom and I went downtown with her and all her freinds. i got so shitty drunk it was great! i bought some of those burritos the mexican folk sell out of coolers at 2am - nothing ever tastes better than a non-FDA approved meat and potato burrito at 2am that was sold out of a cooler. nothing. so yes, i had a blast saturday night!

today was an eventful day thusfar. i woke up at 8a.m. (2 hours later than planned) and headed to breck for a great day of snowboarding. Cori and her friends hadn't skied before so that was very intersting! but i had a great day. i think i have my aerial 180's 90% of the way to perfection, and i got some pretty good jumps in today. alot of new riffs on a few of the runs so i was very excited! delicious papa johns pizza is on the way and i am going to eat it! bye

March 16, 2002

10:38a.m. - Hiya! today will be a busy day. i am going to fix my antenna on Laetitia, change her oil again, and try to fix my amp. If any of you know much about car stereo stuff, let me know an opinion. I have an MTX Road Thunder 2400 amp and i think i fried it. The fuses are all in tact (in front and on the amp) but it is not getting power. my power-lead cable is attached as well, but no bueno. i thinks its fried, but we'll figure it out today. i wanted to board today but woke up kind of late :(

last night was a good night in general - I DIDN'T GET DRUNK!! amazing! I went and cooked for Steph (i'm a great chef) and then we went to hang with B.J. and some other people. It was good to see him, but he and I were both tired so neither of us got drunk at all. Cori comes here 2nite, but I'd like to see Beej some more, so I think I'll probably hang with them and meet up with my sissy later on - want to board tomorrow for SURE! ok, i need to hop to laundry. I accidentally (HONEST TO GOD) kicked Steph's cat last night - she was pissed but I could not stop laughing. i thought alot of you (ie - hornick and wilson and meiners) would appreciate that so i threw it in there. ok i'm out

March 15, 2002

PAYDAY! nothing wrong with that, and TGIF! let me tell you! this has been a week with no sleep, lots of fun, nothing productive, and strange weather and I'm so glad it's over with after today! looking forward to the weekned. B.J. Schreck will be out here - as will my sister. Hopefully I'll squeeze some snowboarding in too to make the weekned complete! I went to Bahama Breeze with Steph last night - that place is pretty damn cool - and delicious i might add to that! things with Steph and I are going very well I think - I'm very happy about that whole situation! thats all for now - HORRIBLE traffic this morning so i was late for work - need to get busy. have a great weekend!

March 14, 2002

I again woke up to snow today - not much, mabye 3 inches. but thats a good sign. i've finally figured it out, colorado is starting to make sense. if it is 70 out one day - get the winter coat out for tomorrow. and like today - it snowed, so i better get out my shorts and t-shirt for tomorrow. it snowed last night - so i can expect perfect driving conditions on the way home because it will all be melted, but come sunday night, when it's 70 degrees around bedtime, i better whip out the ol' shovel for the morning so i can dig out my car from 2 feet of snow when i wake up 8 hours later. make sense? oddly enough - it does to me!

Cori (sister) is coming this weekned for a week or so, I won't see as much of her as i'd like to as she's going to the mountains to ski with frineds all week - but i'm still pretty pumped to get drunk with her! to see what i did last night - see below. not much today, work, work out, then i think i'm going out with Steph again 2ntie so hopefully that'll all go well. i FINALLY put new mp3's up, but the wilson story is being boycotted by me until somebody else sends in a story - im not writing 2 in a row so if you want interesting reading you have to do your share! peace

March 13, 2002

7:44p.m. - Busy night and I'm tired, i need to eat this delicious subway sandwich right now or i'm going to shoot myself in the ear. anyone wanna finish doing my taxes for me? i have no urge to do them at all so don't think i will. ok, maybe i will. it is pointless for me to be updating this site right now as i have nothign to say. wanna hear my exciting day? work, dishes, phone, lift, eat, bed. exciting huh? i need to start getting more sleep at night so i aint this damn tired when i get home! peace and monkey grease

Greetings! I'm off to a jump-start today, i've been awake for well over 2 hours already and its barely after 8! nice huh? I finally got Laetitia some new brakes yesterday, she's stopping like, uhm, something that stops really well, no metaphor - sorry. Grilled out yesterday seeing how it was 70 degrees, pretty nice! it was just a productive day yesterday - new brakes, grilling, then worked out, then I went to Steph's to watch a movie with her. You will say "you watched WHAT?!" - but damn, we watched a movie - that i thought would be stupid, that was damn funny! i know you all saw the previews and declared to never watch it becuase it looked stupid. bubble boy. both she and Riki had told me its hilarious - and Steph made me watch it last night, i lauged my ass off! i recommend it to all! i need to work, hope ya'll are doing fine and dandy like cotton candy. later gater

March 12, 2002

Like my new bookmarks? I cannot figure out why the March 3rd one does not work. DONT WATCH Jay and Silent Bob strike back. i loved clerks. loved mallrats. loved dogma - so theoretically, jay and silent bob would strike back would kick ass. so i buy it b4 i've seen it. it is one of the dumbest un-funny movies i've ever seen. it really made me laugh only twice. other than that - i slept yesterday and am chillin at work. Tim and I tried to fix Laetitia last night but my roters bolt on and are rusted on. you'll never hear me say this again so take note - damn foreign car makers. nobody bolts the roters on! so i needed to bite the bullet and take it to a mechanic that has the proper tools to get it off, i'm pretty pissed about it - but life goes on. peace

March 11, 2002

8:58p.m. - I've officially been awake for 44 of the last 48 hours and i'm beat, just wanted to ask a favor of you all. i recently found out that my Grandma Mack has breast cancer - she is having treatment very quickly and we're all thinking positively about it - but any prayers are appreciated! bed time for me, and thanks in advance!

Last night ruled, period. I got even par in a league game of golden tee (which is good for me). had about 3 or 4 beers and completed my Old Chicago Mini-Tour for St. Paddy's day, and i went ahead and asked out Steph. we spent alot of time talking last night - she's a really cool chickadee, and it turns out (as shown in previous week's news) that she's a 10. i'll get a pic of her posted later this week. much thanks to Rikelle and Tiffer for helping me hook this situation up - it's going to be nice! Thats all -time to go to work

March 10, 2002

5:30p.m. - I just bought Jay and Silent Bob strike back - never seen it but i bought it, kind of an impulse buy, we all know how those go :) So I was just looking at my site statistics and was flabergasted! I had NO IDEA how huge the Wilson Story had become, I think if i were to take it away I'd be getting no hits! The "spin the bottle" video had 32 downloads last week. i didn't even know I had that many friends! As Shaggy would say - ZOIKS! Now that I know this, I will get on updating that ASAP - probably tomrrow night. I am going to tidy up my house now then shower up and head to Old C's to see if Steph is working - perhaps I can persuade her to come over after work if she's working - that'd be a best-case scenerio :) As you can all tell - none of my Denver friends (besides roomates) have been to fleetmack.com - so I can tell you all everything about my little crushes I get on girls and stuff and the girls will not find out thru you, perdy tricky eh? I'm way too old to have crushes on girls - I think I'll probably just ask this one out tonight or something and get it out of the way. Yup, sure enough. Time to shower, I reek and Frebreeze just ain't doin' the trick today!

noonish - Some things are not right in life - last night is one of those things. Human beings were not meant to stay up drinking until 8 in the morning. I am rewarding myself for my late night by eating a delicious meatball sandwich and watching kingpin - then later today, if i get ambition, i'm going to put new roters and brake pads on Laetitia. I'm still pretty bitter about this whole KC ordeal - so please don't rub it in. last night - around 6 am or so - Beth wanted to smoke a cig so i went outside with her - and while out there the neighbor's dog starts barking at us, it was rediculous, so i started barking back at it. this apparently upset the dog causing it to bark louder, which - in turn, caused me to bark back louder. as about 3 neighbors turn on their inside lights to see what the hell i am doing, the neighbor acrooss the street steps out and stares right at me, i was forced to do the same right back at her - and bark. she spent about an hour staring at us. LADY! YOUR DOG STARTED IT! you must realize how much hate i have for animals - especially dogs - and that if you stare at me for 2 more minutes, there WILL be a bullet in your fucking dog tomorrow! GO INSIDE BITCH!!! so thats my story for today, time to waste a day. goodbye. oh - i'm putting up a few pictures today too, enjoy!

March 9, 2002

GREETINGS FROM KC - er, ah - FUCKING DENVER!! i am more upset than i've ever been adn i may have broken my hand, not quite sure yet though. after 18 hours of airport sitting, 6 cancelled flights, countless amounts of delays for the "cancelled flights", rude vanguard employees, 3 hour long lines, and countless shots of yukon jack - i am home from the airport. i am sick of whining about it but i will lay it out to you like this. check bags - 3:50flight - delayed. 4:20 flight - delayed. 5:00 flight - cancelled.(snow - understandable) pick up bags. check bags. get frisked. 6:00 flight - delayed. 6:50 flight - cancelled. take 2 hours to find lost luggage. check bags. 8:00 flight - never existed - mistake by vanguard. take 1 hour to find bags (they were outside?) 9:20 - flight cancelled - no more flights availbale this weekend. pick up bags. we will not pay for taxi to bring you home. we will not pay for hotel. we will not transfer you to another airline even though they are all flying out tonight. you stay here. i sleep on the airport floor till 6a.m. check bags. get frisked - told to take shoes off and get searched. 8:20 flight - delayed. 8:50 flight - cancelled(it was 45 degrees and sunny). get bags. check bags again - frisked again and this time backpack emptied and searched. 9:50 flight - delayed until noon with no guarantees. "no sir, we will not refund your money, you can fly back later than tomorrow if you want". me: FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD AND FUCK VANGUARD AIRLINES. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. THE 1 TIME I TRY TO FLY INSTEAD OF DRIVE - THE 1 FUCKING TIME AND THEY JUST CAN'T DO IT. SLIPKNOT FEELS APPROPRIATE: FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR. oh - by the way, i punched the hell out of the desk the bitch was sitting at(that wouldnt help me for anything - woulndt even give me her supervisor's name) and i either severely bruised my hand or broke it, we'll see how it is 2morrow. it hurts bad but i dont think i broke it. it was kinda funny though - i scared the shit out of the lady. i was walking away and just spun around as fast as i could and punched her desk as hard as i could, she was like shaking. hehehe. FUCK VANGUARD - HELP ME BOYCOTT, ALONG WITH FRONTIER (sister company). peace

March 8, 2002

Best mood ever today, 3 1/2 more hours of work then i'm off to KC. I need to slap new brakes on Laetitia while i'm away. i figure - hey - she's been around for 108K miles now, she deserves new brakes. gave her new wipers and changed her oil last week, and i've decided that she gets no lower than 91 octane gas from now on, i love my car! i need to fix my antenna (doesnt go up and down anymore) and i fried my amp last week (mtx road thunder 2400) so i'm going thru serious bass withdrawl. i am going to not remember any of this weekend, so dammit, its gonna be fun! i cannot wait to get to KC!!!!!!!!!!!

Refer to March 3rd's news, the hot girl(Stephanie) that tried to hook me up with her "mack-wasn't-at-all-attracted-to-her" friend. i think i'm set. my friend Tiffany called me last night "are you goign downtown 2nite? Steph(the hot one) wanted me to find out if you were" haha(laugh like jay-z in the 'ain't no nuhhhh' video from wayback). of course i went. josh, duane, ian and i went down there - and of course - as soon as i walk in i see riki and aja (they live at the downtown bars) so we hang with them. then tiff and steph showed up. i tell ya what, she claimed i was a "huge dickhead" at old chicago the other night - now she can't get enough of me. i'm went from "huge dickhead" to "she wants me bad" in just 2 days. i'm very proud of myself and can't wait to get back from KC so i can take this girl out, it'll be nice. i am tired and have shit to get done - sorry about no updating the mp3's, i guess i've been on a mission to get this girl this week so i haven't had time. take care and see ya in KC!

March 7, 2002

i played golden tee and did laundry last night, not too exciting. i shot a +3 so, needless to say, i was fucking pissed. then i joined golden tee league last night - got a +15, was VERY pissed about that. but you know what - i ran into my waitress (see March 3rd's news) again last night. damn i want that girl! but she hates me - apparently she says i was an asshole to her friend at the bar the other night. OF COURSE I WAS - thats how i always am to girls that have a "nice personality". it was pretty funny though. i was playing dumb-and-innocent last night. i'm all lying "i was drunk and dont even remember what she looks like." and Josh intervenes to her - "yeah Steph, what's up wiht this? mack tells me you tried hooking him up with your 'good-personality' friend?". i'm laughing my ass off but say "I NEVER SAID THAT!" becuse i need to not piss this girl off if i plan on - well, you know :) so thats my daily update for now. 1 day till KC time!!! i'm way too pumped. later gaters

March 6, 2002

Is it really March 6? wow, time flies when you're havin fun! not much new today - in fact, i cant think of a damn thing! can't wait to go to KC for the weekend - hope to see you all there, plus i forgot to do this a few days back (guilty) so HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY OOSTERHUIS!!!!!!!!!!!! i NEVER miss a b-day on this damn sight and i forgot, i feel horrible! :o( stuff to do - i'm fresh out of suggestions for this site so let me know. later

March 5, 2002

9:44p.m. - Just got back from lifting with Tim and i'm fucking hurting! i am at about 95% again from the strength i had about 6 years ago when i lifted religiously. any-who, i am virus free! woo hoo! my computer works great now, but the case is still shitty, so if you can find me a smokeass case, let me know. ALSO - i need help, i want to fly to vegas from the 21st thru the 24th but cannot find a plane ticket for under $375 - if you can find one or know where to get cheap tickets, please email me and let me know! i need wilson stories and mp3 suggestions. i have a GREAT humorous mp3 of the week going up 2morrow for the new mp3 of the week. you have all apparently lost interest in my site as of late beccause my hits have dropped like a bomb on afghanistan. please let me know what it'll take to keep you coming back! sheesh - i offer you music, make you laugh, show you pictures - and what do you do for me? apparetnly you come back because you're reading this - so thanks ;o) but spread the word! i like feeling popular and it dont feel that way lately judging by my hits! peace

I found the source to my comptuer problems - i ahve the worm_klez virus. fortunately i foudn this out becuse on the 6th of each month it deletes all your files - i must fix it 2nite early! i recommend you do a search for wink*.exe on your computer. if you have it go to symantec and fix this shit ASAP!!! its made my life a living hell at home for the last week! ok, work time

March 4, 2002

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSON MARIE FLEMING(Stork)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 3, 2002

STORY TIME FROM LAST NIGHT....this is both humorous and depressing at the same time, but it just shows that God has something against me! We'll start out with Friday night, we were at Old Chicago and there was this new waitress there, she is like a 10 and i couldn't keep my eyes off her, i think i told everyone i saw that night that this girl is perfect. So last night we went downtown to the Sports Column and i was playing foose in the corner and this beautiful girl with long brown hair comes in. This is the type of girl that just shuts the bar down so everyone can just turn their heads and stare at her. IMMEDIATELY she looks at me and smiles, i'm all "whoa, nice". so in typical me-fashion, i ignorne the hell out of her (when you do that girls go out of their way to make you not ignore them...hint hint), yet every 10 seconds i catch her looking at me, making eye contact, and smiling. i point this out to Tom, who also notices the situation. Then all of a sudden, she finally approaches me, smiling and looking gorgeous. at this point about 5 of my friends are insanely excited for me - as the whole bar watches this 10 of a woman come up to me and start talking to me. I didn't put 2 and 2 together because she just looked different - but it was the waitress from Old Chicago - yet she didn't know i was in Old C's the night before. she says "you're friends with Josh, right?" i say yes - she smiles, giggles, and starts making small talk with me as i get my hopes up. i already have urine dripping down my leg i'm so excited. the whole bar is jealous of me. i am on cloud 9, then i get the info from her (paraphrased) "my roomate thinks you're cute" - then it happens, her friend - who next to her looks not-so-good, comes over. Tom, Tim, and Tony (wow, 3 t's!) are greatly amused, and immediately Tom gets in smartass-liar mode to the her friend "It's mack's birthday in 2 weeks, give him a kiss". i got mauled. it was not nice and i was depressed as hell because that other girl is so damn hot! i was so drunk i just couldn't stop laughing. i then tried to convince this girl that i was a test tube baby born on the spacestation MIR. since i was born there, i can defy the law of gravity at any given time - and since i was born in a test tube, i really have no birthday (don't ask me where i was coming up with this jargon). i then proceeded to tell her that i was only 2 years old, but since i was born in space - my physical maturation process has speed up by about 12x. they were all greatly amused, i was pissed. i was trying to annoy them so they'd leave and i could work it with the hot chick again - but no bueno. so that was my night last night. bye

Designed using 1152x864 resolution on Mozilla Firefox v. 2.0.0.4