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I'm too lazy to put up a link right now - but click on MP3's 4 U to your left.  I have new ones up.

Happy Friday and PayDay!  Ok, so this Iowa State article I linked to yesterday really has me pissed off. I think it will inspire a rant which will be posted by the end of the day.  New MP3's will be up today too.   I'm very busy so will write more later.  Picture of the day today is the same as yesterday.  sorry i'm not too exciting today, if you need something fun and funny to read - look elsewhere today, go see maddox's page, he'll make you laugh. 

So last night was the inspiration for the quote of the day - I did nothing. I needed it bad.  Watched some Baseball - took a nap - set the alarm for 11:30 so I could wake up to watch South Park (Which Ruled By The Way~) and went back to bed until this morning.  It was fabuloso.

This chick works for the daily, which explains why this article sucks and is wrong.  I hate ethanol. Read this Iowa State daily article and justify it for me - I posted something at the bottom of it but they haven't posted that yet. let me know your opinion.   and keep in mind - hatemail@fleetmack.com

Ok - so the news is really irritating and I'm going to agree with Dad that it's stupid to watch becuase it's just disturbing.  What kind of stupid fuck thinks the pledge of allegiance is unconstitutional?  If that is the case, we need to ban the star-spangled banner as well. that is so hypocritacal to change one and not other. did you know we only sing the first verse to the star spangled banner?  here are the entire lyrics.  Now just tell me how come in the pledge of allegiance we cannot say "under God" - but in the star spangled banner - sung every day thousands of times on national television - we can say And this be our motto: "In God is our trust.".  Why do they abbreviate the star spangled banner to just one verse? if this is the case, just abbreviate everything. this is no longer called fleetmack.com because there is an 'O' in the .com part and 'O' is the middle letter of "God" and also the middle letter of "com".  It will be now known as fleetmack.website  - please update your links :oÞ  and as Jamie Harrison just told me minutes ago - what's up with "In God We Trust" on coins.   we need some consistency here, dumbshit justice department!  by getting rid of the pledge of allegiance - please eliminate the star spangled banner and recall every coin and dollar bill on the planet because i'm highly offended *sarcastic*.  the key here - CONSISTENCY!! our justice department is about as consistent as Deion Sanders' sport choice (play only football...wait no - play only baseball. wait, play both - no, neither i'm a preacher. wait - play football, no play both. oh wait - i'm just a fucking cocky dipshit that can run fast, i will kill myself - thats what Deion Sanders should say)I hope the asshole judges that thought of that die in a way only Frank Drebbin could imagine.  A parachute not opening - that's the way I wanna go! 

But then again - the news also made me happy last night.   You see, Colorado is stupid - we have all these shit laws like no alcohol sold after midnight and none at all sold on sundays - that is gay...but they actually passed a sweet law. No more telemarketing! (not that i have a home phone anyways)  woo hoo! and that applies for companies out of the state too - if you just add your phone# to the "no-call" list companies will be fined $2000 for each call they make to you.  So even you fuckers at Sytel in Carroll - don't be calling none of us here in Colorado or you're getting bitch-fined.

I went ahead and put a new pic up on the Wilson Page so you ought to check it out.   Also - an interesting side note - I am going to say something that you never thought you would hear from my mouth.  Ford drivers were recently promoted to "not the worst drivers in the world".   Ok - let me rephrase that, they now share the cellar position - or are close....but the official all time drivers are subaru drivers.  they're too damn concerned with not running over any part of a tree that they lack the focus to drive adequately.  i never knew s.u.b.a.r.u  spelled FORD. wow - that was like revenge of the nerds....i won't spoil that - that'll be tomorrow's quote of the day.  Picture of the day is my grandparents and dad - pretty exciting huh?  thought so.   if anyone knows how to get a webcam to automatically upload and update itself to a webstie every 10 seconds let me know - fleetmack work cam is in the works - along with fleetmack livechat and fleetmack forum, so stay tuned! i'm learning new programming and hopefully it'll be sweet!  later.

June 26, 2002

Not much new here today - not much new for updates either besides the good ol' picture of the day.  I'm pretty sure I put alot of stuff up yesterday, don't remember though - check yesterday's news if you want to find cool stuff.  I can't even think of a quote today for the front page so mail me one if you get the chance.  I have some new stuff I'm going to scan today If I get time - including wilson pix.  later.

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS.  I don't know why i put that picture up, but it is a funny show!

Here's a funny ass link to an article in the onion from awhile back - need to keep some fresh humor up on the site anymore to keep you coming back!

I am very tired today, how are you all?  Cooked some delicious eats last night then I helped Rikelle move some of her stuff to her new house - it's a pretty nice little house, that's all i got to say about that! had a bacardi silver last night too. ok - i'm beginning to really hate all this shit - skyy, smirnoff, stoli, bacardi - they all have a yuppy drink for techno preppy club fucks that cant drink beer - but i've got to admit, that bacardi drink wasn't half bad!  Steph came over and surprised me after work too, that was nice because i don't get to see much of her anymore due to her and my busy schedules.

Not much on the agenda today - i threw up a new wilson picture for all to enjoy and will be doing mp3's later this week.  the Birds of a Feather MP3 has taken over Sublime's 'Rivers of Babylon' as the #1 MP3 ever posted on fleetmack.com - we're getting hella downloads on that one! but i'll probably switch those out later this week anyways.  check out the rants link on the left, there's only one in there, but i have a feeling alot will be in there shortly.  if anyone knows how to code in perl and can give me advice on how to code a live chatroom - i'd appreciate some advice.  thats in the short-term (end-of-summer) goals for fleetmack.com.  i will have a small live constantly-refreshing chatroom posted and probably a message board as soon as i work on my coding skills a bit more.  i'm open to any other suggestions you may have.

Work time - more later.

June 24, 2002

I've gotta warn you - if you have a weak stomach, this is gross - but I think it's flat out hilarious.  How to skin a deer (video clip - very short)

Monday morning - a lot of stuff and a huge week ahead of me!  Had a pretty good weekend.  Friday night I went out with Tom, Beth, and Chris for awhile to Park Center Lounge and just played some shuffle-board. Nothing too exciting - but was still a good time.  It was Tom's b-day.  Give me props - was out until after 3a.m. and i had 4 beers all night! rock the house i rule and you suck major ass. ok, you don't - i'm sorry about that. i didn't mean it.  Saturday night I went out with the same clan and went to the Rockies game.  We saw back-to-back-to-back homers by Butler, Walker, and Helton.  That was pretty sweet I guess.  I haven't checked how the seabasses did over the weekend - but i'm sure they didn't do so well - my fantasty team is sucking majorly as of late.

No big plans for the week.  Steph has to work about all damn week so maybe i'll take this opportunity to go to the gym alot or something.  Only 3 more weeks until I go to Oregon, that'll be a great time!  and for all you people - NO - i will not be at the reunion, back for the 4th, or for the river ride.  i know it sucks, i can't even make it to 1 out of the 3 - and i don't know when i'll be back yet - possibly not until Mule's wedding in November.

Speaking of weddings - congrats to Fern whom I found out this morning is engaged.  Jeez - we're falling off like, uhm, stuff that falls off alot, huh.   ok - work time.  check out the pic of the day, i like it - cool shot.  new mp3's later this week and i've got some new wilson pix up so check them out!

Oh - BTW, I will be putting up a new page of rants due to the success of my little "article" i wrote on why i hate fast food restaurants.   i have gotten a lot of positive feedback about my negative artcile.  mr. maddox has inspired me and as slipknot says, made the "hate rise up in me" and i'm going to, as ross rafferty said a few weeks back, "try to make this site more negative".  

June 21, 2002
I am so sorry Stephanie - I'm a dickhead and really hope you can forgive me. I love you! and no - i don't give a shit who sees that i wrote that.

Ok - i needed some cheering up today and i read something that actually made me laugh - read this  This guys page is honestly the funniest.

Friday is today.  Woo Fucking Hoo.  I'm in a horrible mood - nothing further until Monday. 

Mornin'.  yup, sure is. early in the mornin'.  Went and ate at Gordon Biersch with Steph last night. yummy yummy yummy.  if you have one - eat there. its gooooooooooood. tonight is laundry night - who cares?  not even i.   check out the wilson "story" that was put up yesterday.  check out what you should do to endangered species if you get the chance.  does anyone think its funny when i get pissed off?  if so, find out why fast food restaurants suck ass. 

Hey Timmy - the broomfield seabasses are going to romp you thanks to the very sub-par pitching performances by pettitte and prior last night - eat me! no hitter for randy johnson coming at ya tomorrow! giddy up.  i have GOT to stop saying that! it's addictive.  

So laetitia almost overheated yesterday, i don't know what happend! i was scared. i almost lost my first child! that would have sucked ass.  she cooled down really quickly though so i was happy.  Ok, this is just blabbing about nothing today. hell - how about a new idea, random link of the day.  i'm sure this will be the only day i do it - but today's random link is not a work-friendly site. Ernie's House Of Whoopass.    Enjoy.

  Thank God the smoke is back.  I was missing those smoke-filled days, the clear air was giving me a headache.  Thank God for northbound winds! I was also getting sick of the visibility.  Looks like we're back to stage 1, a smoke-filled Denver.

I have posted a new quasi-wilson story and a small rant on why i hate fast food restaurants in case any of you give a shit.  The LINKS PAGE has been updated. If you wanna check out some new sites, you should check out the links page.

Ok, so last night wasn't much, lifted weights and went to the store with Steph - that was about it for my uneventful life!  Tongiht I think i'm going to the Rockies/Yankees game with Stephanie - should be a good time.  Tom's birthday is this weekned so I think i'm just going out with him and Chris on Friday night then - (this is beginning to become a theme) going to the Rockies/Devil Rays game on Saturday night. So that's my weekend plans, not that any of you care.

GIDDY UP! My first hate mail!:
Aaaaaaaaargh. I am so angry at you. Boooooo boooooo booooooo!

Just thought I would send a friendly piece of hate mail.

P.S. I hate you.

I FEEL SO SPECIAL! I AM HATED!!!  my neck hurts so i'm gonna go. more later. i promise.

Tuesday is upon us, and it feels very similar in nature to yesterday, except for some reason today all i can smell is cat food. who knew?  I've been up since about 5 this morning. Had to pack some stuff up and bring it to the post office (Ebay is striking me as a seller again - it's good side cash for selling my junk!).   So I bit the bullet this morning and decided to call a mechanic, I found something with Laetitia that I neither have the ambition to do nor know how to do.  So I called my mechanic and asked him "Can you give me an estimate?  I need a new turn-signal belt and to swap out my horn fluid".  He immediately is like "what?!" so i start laughing and try to convince him I was kidding before he thinks I'm an absolute moron, then I proceded to get a quote for him to change out my transmission fluid.  It was great.  He wasn't so amused, I think he wanted me to commit suicide.

So the source of our fire that burnt down the state is from a forestry worker?  take that you tree-hugging boulder-people.  it wasn't us camping type at all - it was you you stupid fucks!  you're going to have to hug trees for the next 10,000 years to make up for this so start hugging away and telling me that my pencil is evil and i should use mechanical pencils to save the trees while you burn down the country.  stupid fucks.

Happy Monday! Sorry for the ManCow loss Kris, I did what I could to help out.   Went to the rockies/indians game last friday - was a pretty good time. The indians won, which was cool because the guy I went with is from Cleveland so we were cheering for them. Went to giggling grizzley after that where I proceded to win at golden tee (for the first time ever) against Andy. I was proud.  Then we basically hung out around downtown for awhile until I got the urge to eat some delicious cooler burritos from the cooler burrito people, damn they're good!

Saturday I worked on Laetitia quite a bit and then went out with Stephanie.  We just kind of hung out, ordered a pizza, had a few drinks, and laid low. It was a good time - but it always is with her :o)

Check out the before and after pictures of my work on Laetitia's windshield wiper bars.  They were about solid silver before I took them off and spray painted them. It made a WORLD of difference! check the above linked pictures out and tell me what you think!  Also got the antenna fixed FINALLY.   She is looking like a million bucks these days!  anyways - look for a new wilson story later this week (i know i've been saying that for quite some time now, get off my case!)  haven't gotten too far on the flash buttons yet, i must admit - so we'll just deal with these temporary shitty ones you see to your left. Thats all for now, have a great week!

PAYDAY! i know i start every payday that way, but does it really matter? watched the gay ass fucking red wings win the stanley cup last night and thats all i did! yes-sir-ree-bob, nothing else was on the agenda last night besides a load of laundry and driving to the Chinese place to get Stephanie some food, that was about it for me, yup yup.

Looking forward to a good weekend.  I"m going to the Rockies/Indians game tonight with my friend Andy, not really sure as to the rest of the weekend for sure. I have some minor things to do (finish laetitia's antenna, haircut, etc.) that i've been meaning to do for awhiel so hopefully I'll get around to that.   I'm trying to decide if on my fantasy team that a good trade would be todd helton and derek jeter for randy johnson.  i think that'd be a not bad idea would it?? we'll see waht I can work out.  ok, i should go.  new wilson picture is up (in about 5 minutes) and there have been alot of updates in general this week - so if you haven't been here for awhile, look around at the new stuff, it's pretty fun and i'm getting back into the enjoyment of updating the site. have a fantastic weekend and drink a beer and shot of yukon jack for me!

Mornin' Ya'll.  How goes it? here it goes well. i'm used to the fire smell.  i use hairspray, not gel.  i cnanot spell.  farewell.

Ok, I really don't know what that was all about, sorry.  Went out with a group of people last night for Josh's birthday, was a pretty good time and all that good stuff.I had never been to the bar we went to before so that was alright, but didn't get much sleep at all so i'm VERY sleepy!  I have a new daily feature to fleetmack.com for all to enjoy called something like the Picture of the Day. I'll just post one of the pictures up on the main page of my NEW PICTURES page that I constructed the other day, if you haven't seen it, check it out, it's pretty sweet.

Also I have a request to you.  I've gotten like 80 hits from a strangetalk.net website in the last 5 or 6 days, does anyone know what this is?  from my own gathering i've found out its a discussion board some ISU newbie has posted, it's pretty elaborate so i'm having trouble finding where the hits are coming from - but if any of you belong to strangetalk.net could you let me know if you posted me?  i could care less (i'm actually pretty pleased by this, hey - it increases the hits!) but am very curious, this stuff itches me!  ok -  enough for now.  how ya like the picture of the fire? eek! hot hot hot! it may just burn all summer now they say.

The pictures page has been revamped into a MUCH BETTER style. give me feedback on what you think of it.   Also a new feature will be added to the picture page - the quasi-daily picture of the day (not to be confused with the quasi-daily WILSON picture of the day).  this won't necessarily be a personal picture, it can be a humoros picture i find on either an email forward or at Ernie's House of Whoopass.   So if you have a picture you want posted for the picture of the day - send it to me and, if i don't think its a fucking gay picture, i'll post it.  and shitty - no x-rated wilson gay love pictures please.

Not much new here - had a VERY busy day yesterday.  Worked on Laetitia for awhile, ran about 4 miles, lifted weights, went Father's day shopping, went to the bank and post office - yup, got alot checked off "the list" yesterday, it was nice.  The fires aren't so bad where I'm at anymore (smoke-wise, that is), but they're getting worse and still uncontained.  You know what, I must admit, that would suck to get your house burned down!  oh wait, i suppose you already knew that eh?

I have a new pictures page formatted and it's really sweet, just not quite ready for posting yet.  I have this week's MP3's sitting here on my desk as well, look for them very shortly. I've decided I'm going to permanently leave the Corey Taylor MP3 up - at least for awhile.  Someone found it through a message board and linked it so I'm getting hits galore because of it and I like it!  I'm still pissed about this whole web hosting thing, whatever.

And lastly, I'm VERY glad my plans to pikes peak fell through last week, otherwise I'd be burnt to a crisp! Gotta jett.

June 11, 2002

Well, the reconstruction is underway and going smoothly for now.  I'm pissed that I lost so much data and I lost some pix, as I didn't have them backed up. Sheesh, you'd think that completely backing up your website every 15 days would NOT be necessary, but of course, on about the day before a scheduled backup, the fuckers lose my site.   Cripes.  any-who, got a cd in the mail from Wilson yesterday with a bunch of pictures on it, check them out on the new pictures page

The fires are NOT calming down, but the jet stream and winds have shifted directions, so we're actually pretty clear here, but they are going to start evacuating some of the southern suburbs i think, that would suck ass! thank God I live up north!  not much new here really - went to Stephanie's mom's house last night to eat - DELICIOUS CHICKEN! mmmmm! that'll also be my lunch today, woo hoo! uhm....*scratching forehead*...what else is new.  I'm busy these days - i need to go Father's day shopping, get a haircut, change my transmission fluid, fix Laetitia's antenna the rest of the way and clean her, do laundry, yadda fucking yadda yadda.  i'm busy!! on top of that i need to squeeze in running and lifting. i'm going to try to get back into lifting again - haven't really had the time since i started working here.  and in case you know NOTHING about where i work and would like to know (i really am just addicted to hyperlinks today), click here.

I'll have the Mt. Evans pictures posted again later this week - along with some funny stuff. I put up a new Wilson Picture today so go to the Wilson Page and check it out.  Just a preview of what the next wilson story is - here's a hint - it involves employment, Lord only knows it can't be too difficult to make that pretty funny! I'm working on some kickass flash buttons for my opening page, they should be pretty cool, and I think I'm going to switch the format of the pictures page to a drop down menu, sort of like how my friend Corey Thilges has it done on his newly revamped website. That's all for now - time to do some work. Later Gaters! oh - by the way, FUCK THE RED WINGS.

June 10, 2002

FIRE!! FIRE!! all i see and smell is fire and smoke! couldn't even see the mountains yesterday, smoke everywhere! this city just fucking reeks.  if you have no idea what i'm talking about, read this. Whoa, just noticed, you can also look above to the weather status in the above box  it says smoke! We're burnin' like crazy and it sucks major ass becuase it's hard to breath.   The fires are like 40 miles from here or so but ashes fall down here even and it just reeks. At least visibility is better today than it was yesterday!. !

I'm in the process of fixing this website partially today and probably a completely new fleetmack.com will be up within a week or so.  I'm getting some new wonderful wilson pix for the Wilson Page. 

Weekend was a very good one, but nothign productive came out of it.  I attmepted to change out my antenna on Laetitia, but am only about 1/2way through with that. Did get the car stereo problemo fixed though so that's nice.  TYSON GOT HIS ASS KICKED! he needed it, the little fucker, damn i hate that guy. he's a criminal.  ok, i need to get to work, i PROMISE to have this site all fixed by the end of the week. take care and don't burn away!

June 4, 2002

4:55 p.m. - sorry - didn't have time for any updates today, i may have some time tomrrow - but i must warn you, i'm fresh out of wilson pix and the wilson story needs loads and loads of work. if you want to make your own 1 page webpage or something i can post up in about 10 seconds, i can do it - otherwise you may have to wait until tomorrow afternoon....but you know i'll post some news 2morrow morning :o)

7:45 a.m. - Mr. Corey Thilges, VERY VERY nice work on the revamp of thilges.com i'm impressed. as for the rest of my life ..... i swear to God i'm going to lose my mind pretty quick here. more later

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