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December 2002 News Archives

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December 31, 2002

Happy New Year's Eve. No plans here as of yet, probably laying low, it's cheap and fun. Anyone catch that Rams game last night? Talk about a kickass 4th quarter. I just flat out do not like the 49'ers. But man, since the Rams won they got 2nd place in the division instead of the Seahawks. Dammit.

Anyways, nothing new today. I'm off work until Thursday so don't look for new updates, but all kinds of new stuff is up. New MP3's, Wilson picture is updated - which by the way, is a doozey of a Wilson picture (thanks Kim!), picture of the day is updated, tons of stuff on the new pix page from the holiday's back in iowa, etc. etc. etc.

Back by popular request (meaning, nobody asked for it and I thought it was cool last month) here are the month of December's stat awards:

Most Downloaded MP3's and number of downloads:
Eazy-E - Merry Muthafukkin Christmas        71
Corey Taylor - Bother                                   68
Tom Petty - Runnin' Down a Dream               38
Stone Sour - Get Inside                                 37
Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me                   33
Deftones - 7 Words                                      32

Most Popular Friend Page with number of hits:
for the second month in a row, the winner is Katie Kriener with 244
Dykstra in a close 2nd with 240 page views

Other Downlaods:   Wilson's Spin The Bottle video got 44 downloads this month and GOTTE - the movie got 42 downloads this month.

And my favorite, the best google search strings that led people to fleetmack.com. if you don't believe these work, go to google.com and type them in along with the word fleetmack to prove they are one of the select choices, but here are my favorites from this month:
cloning dogs from hair
fucking disgusting shit
steal girlfriend ho game
super grocery carts
is small cock ok?
and the winner for funniest searh string (out of 800) that led to fleetmack.com in december: joe vetter likes gay dogs

Adios todos.

December 30, 2002

Woo Ha - We're back in Colorado and time to update the site. There's so much to say and so little room (unlimited space but I'm too lazy to type it) to say it. Had a great trip back in Iowa - the usuals - saw a lot of people and had a blast. I"ll put a bunch of new pictures up on the new pictures page in a little while. there's some funny ones on there, thats for damn sure.

Why is it that the Seahawks beat the Falcons, Rams, and Chargers in their last 3 games - 2 of those being road-game OT victories - but they just sucked the first 4 weeks so no playoffs for them :( I think the last 3 weeks and Matt Hasselbeck's amazing comeback drive and 450 passing yards yesterday should secure the return of Mike Holmgren. We're on a positive upstreak so look out for the Seahawks in 2003-2004. How ya like that snag by Koren Robinson in the above picture?

Of course, we were able to replenish the supply of Wilson pictures - we should be good on those until close to 2004. Speaking of, we'll put up a new wilson picture in about 2 minutes. There's also some wilson pictures on the new pictures page. The picture of the day is a hilarious picture of dykstra and buck. classic times, classic times.

if you emailed me in the last 2 weeks i promise i'll get back to you sooner or later, my SMTP server is down today at work so nothing will go through on email until tonight, but my pop account is up so i can still get mail from you. blah blah blah. that's all for now, i'll load the site up with goodies for you today, i promise. take care and i hope you all had a great Christmas.

December 20, 2002

Please don't ask why I'm listening to that, its just the truth, winamp is on random and that song just happens to be on right now. Riki and I drove around to like 12 theatres last night trying to find one that was playing The Hot Chick but we couldn't find one so we rented Minority Report. It was a decent movie, 2 things about it.....1) who in the hell is that creative to write such a movie? 2) where did the pre-cogs come from and how was their power discovered?

Weekend plans - I'm going to either Vail or Beaver Creak on saturday to go riding, then sunday i'm driving to Ames where I will stay with Wilson and Hart and hang out. Monday I'll be back in c-town until the 27th, then I'll be going to my Grandma's house in New Hampton. From there I will come back to Denver on the 29th (Next Sunday). So that's my plans - I'll be going out in Carroll on the 26th if any of you are around.

I have ftp set up on Mom's computer so I'll be updating fleetmack from Iowa over the course of the next week, so don't feel like you're going to go through withdrawl. I'll give out December stats awards on Monday the 30th so be prepared. New stuff all around, and if you have next week off - have a great Christmas!

December 19, 2002

Another day another pointless rambling by me. Imagine that. I went to this class-thing last night, I wouldn't say it's Bible study because we don't really study the Bible. We're reading this book called The Purpose Driven Life. I'd recommend it, but I'm reading it wrong. I'm not going to explain that at all. But anyways, it's cool going to this class because it helps you to think better when you talk and share your opinions of things with other people, it lets you see things from other angles and provides clarity in areas when i need glasses. uh-huh.

Stephanie and I ate DELICIOUS chipotle barbecue chicken pizza last night, oh man, so good! watched robbie the reindeer too. did anyone else watch it? It certainly had it's moments.

I got up and worked out before work today, man are my legs sore. thats all i did was legs, man - whew. walking = difficult. oh sweet! this song rules - highway songs is over now and i'm now listening to system of a down's Fuck the System. it's a sweet song. some people say that s.o.a.d. is taking rage's place since zach left the group and we need a political band now, but i think that's bullshit. system is about the only band i like where i'll flat out admit that i have no idea what their lyrics mean. they dont' make sense. chik 'n stu on this new cd of theirs starts talking about ingredients in a pizza then it starts saying that "advertising causes need, i need therapy" then he starts screaming about pizza again. i mean honestly - read the lyrics. what the hell is this song about???

Yup, we have our office Christmas party at nooner today, then Carrie is having a Christmas party tonight. wow, Christmas parties everywhere. Yup.

New pic of the day, new MP3 or 2 are up (the whole dark side album and saliva- always, both by request), and a new hatemail that is just flat out too funny for me to even respond to, but i may give a go at it later. have a good one!

December 18, 2002

Hello. Went to TNL with Steph last night. It was pretty cool but I don't feel like talking about it right now. In fact, I dont' feel like talking about me at all today. I feel like talking about all of you! I'm very happy Kris came up with the top 6 albums idea - check out people's favorite albums, not everyone is updated and not everyone who should be on that page is even on it yet, but you know what to do to get posted.

Man, this song freaks me out every time. (around the fur - deftones). there's this background noise that sounds exactly like mr. samsung celly phone of mine has so every time i hear this song i'm looking around for my cell phone thinking it's ringing. AHHH!

Wow, DarkSide is a hell of a lot popular than I thought. I think I'll post the whole album shortly - find it on the MP3 page right below the Christmas tunes.

Lastly, new wilson picture on the man's page. i'm not going to update the picture of the day today because i'm sick of looking through my pictures trying to pick one. if any of you have a certain picture you like moret han others - let me know and i'll put it up. take care and merry week before Christmas!

December 17, 2002

Mornin', Afternoon, and Evenin' to ya's. Top 6 albums are a new requirement on the friends page - Dark Side seems to be a popular pick thus far - please send those through to me the rest of you. I got all my Christmas shopping and wrapping done last night along with my laundry. As Steph said - I sound like a housewife. So I guess I'll lie...pretend you didn't read that. I sat around and drank beer, scratched myself, and watched the Titans beat the Pat's last night. After that I belched and ate 3 steaks.

I'm currently downloading the Chevelle album from www.thilges.com. They opened for Stone Sour so I figured we'd give the whole album a quick run-through. Expect a posting tomorrow you know where...yup yup. I gotta get busy, lots to do lots to do. Take care and have a great day!

December 16, 2002

Watch out Vick...Look to your right!..hurry..doug evans is going to sack the shit out of you..watch out......too late.

Yes, the Seahawks beat the Falcons yesterday in atlanta. I'm not going to brag, it was expected. The seahawks just rule. That's it.

Iowa State beat Iowa in basketball. Not going to brag, it was expected. The cyclones just rule. That's it. ON TO THE BLUE TURF!!

Nice pompom dance mr. terrell ownes. too bad your cockiness didn't pay off this week and you lost. dumbass.

wow, i have a negative attitude today huh? trust me, it's about the oil incident...see below.

Had a great weekend, got some xmas shopping done, watched some basketball (which is rare for me) and some football, and the church we've been going to opened a new actual church building this weekned - man it's so huge, i can't even explain it. Holy Spirit in carroll could fit in the bathroom. It's so damn big! Picture SuperToad in Des Moines times 3. Man it's huge!

Laetitia got some fresh valvoline in her yesterday. now you all tell me what to do. for the second time in 80K miles on laetitia, i had to pay for her oil to get changed a few months back as i didn't have time to do it myself before a trip back to iowa. so i bring it into this place, i pick it up, pay for it. yesterday i go to change the oil for the first time since i payed some jackass to do it and notice there's a fram oil filter on it. i think this is quite strange as auto-places usually don't use frams. i call the place that changed my oil up this morning and ask what kind of filters they use when they replace oil, furthermore - i ask if they ever use frams. they tell me they don't use frams, they use car & driver oil filters. hmmmm, how could they have changed my oil and filter if the fram i put on it 6K miles ago is still on it? FUCKING LIARS NEVER CHANGED MY OIL!!! what do they take me for?! an idiot?! this is EXACTLY why i have to do everythign for myself - you just can't trust people. i am calling the BBB on them today, this is sheer bullshit. DON'T MESS WITH MY CAR!!! I HAD NEVER BEEN MORE THAN 3500 MILES ON AN OIL CHANGE UNTIL I LEFT IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HANDS!!!!! BASTARDS!!

Yup, i'll throw an update or two up today, hell - i haven't put any feedbacks up in awhile, let me sort through my inbox and see what looks suitable for the feedback page. as for the dude that emailed me bitching about the Canadian (french) spelling of kilometer - i don't care, i didn't make that jpeg, i just thought it was funny. trust me, i'm not funny enough to think up something like that. anyways, yup - back to work. have a great week!

December 13, 2002

Friday the 13th. Payday. For some reason I'm frightened. Ok, not really, but I love that ch ch ch ha ha ha noise from those movies. OHHH!!! Idea!! Wait, you're reading this so I probably already implemented my idea and you just heard that noise. Whatever.

Did the usuals last night, worked out, ate at Old C's, read the book of Revelation. It's weird how there is absolutely nothing going on in my life right now but I still cannot find time to do everything I need and want to do, and I have so many parts of my life that are unclear! What's going on?!

Anyways, I hope to get a lot of things done this weekend. I don't know what to say today. That's all for now.

December 12, 2002

Keep emailing me your heros and why they're your hero....

Happy Thursday - I have a lot to do at work today so I'll keep this short. When to this bible-study group thing with Steph last night. It was really just laid back and gave everyone a chance to give their thoughts and opinons on things, it was pretty cool. There were only like 7 people there so it made it really laid-back as well. I'd recommend it to everyone!

I need to go Christmas shopping sometime soon, and I need to donate blood this weekend. Seahawks play the Falcons this weekend - they get the early game for once, woo hoo! I need to change Laetitia's oil as well. I don't think i'm going riding this weekned - my back/pelvis whateverthehell i hurt last time in Breck is still hurting a little bit so i think i should nurse it for awhile. note to self - slow down on the snowboard!

Any-who, more later - no time to update now. i have some writings on a zip disc, perhaps i'll put one up later. goodbye.

December 11, 2002

Who is your favorite hero and why? Let me know......

Happy Wednesday! The hits just keep a' comin' to good 'ol fleetmack.com don't they? We're no longer anywhere near the quarter of a million visitors I got in October - we're back down to about 25,000 people a month, but that's still more than I ever imagined. This thing's just going to keep getting bigger and bigger, so keep reading and say you were one of the first. Tell your friends. Blah Blah Blah. Wow, haven't said blah blah blah for awhile. I used to be an addict to that phrase.

I hung out with Stephanie last night, had a great time. Tonight is church night and catch-up-on-sleep and fold-my-laundry night. I feel like a housewife. I'm going to start recording Days of our Lives and watch it while I do my apartment-work each night. We're watching The Lonely Guy at work over lunch today and yesterday. So far it's pretty funny. It's an early 80's movie starring Steve Martin, I'd highly recommend watching it - very amusing!

Cast your 2003 NFL Pro Bowl Ballot Here

Usual updates are here, I'll try to find a funny link or 2 to throw up. Remember to email me any athletes you don't like so i can add them to my cocky athletes rant. I've added a few. Some dude also emailed me a commercial to add to my commercials rant, very true - orgasms aren't caused by your shampoo. funny guy who emailed that to me :) and lastly, we are finally done with the Indian-Wilson pictures. Today he's back with a blue shirt and big smile. you know where to find him. ok - i should get to work. have a fantastic day! i'm hungry.

December 10, 2002

Hello, I don't feel like typing much today so we'll keep this short. Check out the stuff I put up yesterday. Most every page is updated - the mp3's, wilson, pic of day, religion page, new rant is up. yup, all sorts of goodies! i'm sleepy today, dunno why. gotta go. have a good day.

December 09, 2002

CONGRATULATIONS TO CHRIS AND BETH FOR GETTING ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I tend to say this a lot - but honestly - is it really December 9 already? Amazing! Well, the seahawks lost by 7 points again this weekend to the Eagles. Why do they always lose to the good teams by 7? They lost to San Fran 2 times by 7 points each and now the eagles by 7 - they lose all their games by 7. If they would have won half of those games they'd be in first place. Dammit. Anyways - had an interesting weekend to say the least, but I'm not going to talk about it. I'm really not going to be giving too many personal details of my life out anymore, too many people visit this site. I'll be making some changes to the about me page later this week.

If you tried to access the site over the weekend and had some problems, I apologize, my hosting company screwed up and I had no idea until this morning, humph. Of course the site goes down the minute I leave for 3 days. Sheesh. :o/ Whatever.

Well, I put up a new rant - it's about how much I hate cocky athletes.. There is a new writing on the religion page. The wilson page is updated in the area of "quasi photo of the day". Of course there's a picture of the day. Later today we'll put up some special Christmas MP3's for you all, and perhaps another thing or 2.

December 06, 2002

NEW FEATURE ON FLEETMACK.COM!!! i gotta admit, i stole this idea from somewhere else on the internet (sound familiar, Steph?) :o) Anyways, the new feature is: What I am listening to as I write this. It will be above the news date.

Well, it's a weekend full of birthdays, so - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YORT DIGGIDY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY....and i know i'm leaving someone out, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMEBODY RANDOM!

Looking forward to a busy weekend filled with alcoholic temptation which i need to surpass. I got so much done last night, worked out - did 4 loads of laundry, grocery shopped, cooked, and i cooked enough chicken to feed russia and froze it up, don't know why. but yeah, that was my night.

sorry for the lackluster week of fleetmack.com, i just dont know what i can post that is interseting lately, uhmm - radom link to The Best Page In The Universe. New picture of the day is up. New wilson picture up and yes, he's still an indian. new mp3's were put up yesterday, and hell - if you really want to - feel free to check out my web stats for the month of december, they're nothing too impressive this month so far, we've had about 3500 different visitors so far this month, hopefully we can get about 25,000 different people this december.

Have a great weekend!

December 05, 2002

Sorry for the late update with nothing in it - I don't really have anything to say today - quite odd eh? I usually don't shut up! A few new things are around, a couple new MP3's are up, yadda yadda yadda.

December 04, 2002

Even Maxim magazine is copying from Mr. Maddox now? Man - I don't know what this guy is doing, I'd give up my techie job any day to become a writer if i had skills as good as him. Check it out. i gotta tell ya, from the minute I saw this in Maxim I realized how stupid that magazine is and how unoriginal they are. that's fine if you're not a good writer, but plagerism is downright pathetic.

Anyways - I had a fantastic night last night. No details for you today! (soup nazi voice)

I need to write something but i'm busy so i'm not going to right now. usual updates are up, no links for you today! (soup nazi again). must go. adios todos.

December 03, 2002

I can't think of anything to put up today so I went link crazy and put up a random picture of Corey Taylor to make this site look updated.

Today is Tuesday. I thought I was going to kill myself last night my back hurt so bad but I think today it's getting better, we needed that! Anyways, just cooked and chilled at home and read last night, that's needed once in awhile. Hmmm, don't really know what to type today. Hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. I am busy at work so maybe I'll use that as my excuse to not type a lot today. Uhm, a few regular things are up. I feel like links today.....

MP3 page is still in full effect. I've had the same ones up forever though, so email me what MP3's you'd like to see posted. And although I vowed to not talk bad anymore - remember, no DMB or Cranberries are allowed on this site. Dunner and I are featured on the pictures page today. There's a resume built strictly for Wilson on the Wilson Page, and not to mention my Thanksgiving praise is on the religion page. Wilson picture was updated yesterday - he's wearing a hat in this picture which he won't be wearing again for a long time. The King, The King, The King of HardCore makes an appearance in this Wilson picture as well.

Here's a random picture of the Dude.

December 02, 2002

Is it December already? Man that's messed up! Anyways - I had a great Thanksgiving weekend and I hope you did too. Got to see and talk to a lot of friends and family, got to have a Thanksgiving dinner with Stephanie and her family, injured my back on Die Randy! (note the use of the exclamation point in the name as that was in the survey as well), I went to a couple of services over the weekend, watched some football, played some golden tee, slept, read, watched some movies, went shopping, hit the hot tub up for awhile, and even squeezed in a few beers. But all in all - it was a fantastic weekend and it was kickass to get away from work for like 4 days, rock on! Bought the new System of a Down cd - it's ok, but i'd recommend downloading it instead of buying it because it's not as good as Toxicity.

Unreal. Buy this today. You will never regret it. Unbelievable

So not much new really, I think today I'm going to gather myself from the weekend. I have a new goal which was implemented yesterday with success so far. It's a very difficult goal but hey, gotta set 'em high or they're too easy to be classified as a "goal". Anyways - my new goal = No drinking until Christmas. I successfully sat in a bar for about 4 hours yesterday afternoon and 3 hours last night with nothing to drink - pretty impressive eh? The hard part will be those few days in Carroll right before Christmas, but we'll see what happens there.

As for the website, uhm....new "Wilson Story" was placed up last Wednesday, and all the usual scrubbings will be up today as well, along with a new - belated writing. Take 'er easy.