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Terrell Owens Dream
12-15-05

This is quite the strange dream as I detest Terrell Owens, not sure how this came about.

I was at a friend's house on a road that reminds me of Evergreen, Colorado. I don't remember which friend's house it was, but a bunch of us were partying pretty hard when all of a sudden there was somebody knocking at the front door. It was Terrell Owens. He wanted to borrow a cup of sugar.

The next thing you know, I've ditched my friends and have followed T.O. to his house to hang out with him. At one point I walk to the bathroom and on the way back I look at a picture on the wall of his old house, you know the one. The house where he was working out in the driveway, he recently sold this house according to the media. So I ask T.O., "Why did you sell that house?" He just looked sternly at me. I was hammered at this point and passed out.

The next thing you know, I'm back at my apartment in Westminster (CO) and my cell phone is missing. I somehow give Terrell a call (even though I have no phone) and ask him if I left it there. He says, "Yeah, it's here on the end table by the fern." My friend Andy drives me to T.O.'s house to get my phone and we discover Mr. Owens has about 4 TV's set up. He's no longer in the NFL and is sitting at home, as he has no friends, watching the NFL Sunday ticket. Andy immediately walks to the fridge and grabs a beer and starts drinking it. I say, "DUDE!! I know T.O. as I partied with him, but you don't even know him and you're taking his beer without asking him?! He's gonna be pissed!". T.O. hears me and says, "Nah man, I don't drink, you guys can drink the beer."

The end.

Terrible dream and I don't understand the point of it. I felt like a groupie as I wanted to hang with him because he was famous. Ridiculous. Why am I posting this?!