FLEETMACK.COM CONTEST #5

The Wil$on Impersonation Picture/Story contest.

   There is no time limit whatsoever on this contest.  Whenever I feel it necessary to deem a winner, I will.  This one could get a little crazy.

You have a few ways you can go with this one.  Most doors are open.   If you're good with photoshop, you could be in business.  If you like doing impressions, you're in.  If you're a good write and web surfer - you are in.

Rules?  What am I looking for?  I want something that isn't true to become true.  This must be BOTH a story AND a picture.  You must write a new Wil$on fiction story - but it must be AS CLOSE TO REALITY AS POSSIBLE.  This takes place when he is 24 years old in Iowa working for Home Team pizza as a delivery man and installing appliances.  The rest you can figure out from past stories to get facts about this man.   This story should be believable and make me think "Wow, did Wil$on really do that?!"  It must be funny and seem real.  you must send with this a picture of "wil$on" during the story.   Only rule is it can't be a true unedited picture of him.  You can take any picture I have of him in the archives and photoshop it if you'd like.  You can dress up in a blue shirt, wig, and carry a cigarette and take a picture of yourself impersonating Wil$on, you can find a picture of someone online doing something.  It doesn't matter if you look like Wil$on or not - but in order for the picture to count you MUST have on a blue shirt and have a lit smoke in your hand, otherwise it is no good.

Example:  As Hart said once, "Wil$on could walk in the room dressed up as a chicken.  We'd just say 'Humph, Looks like Wil$on is dressed like a chicken today.'  Nobody would think twice or ask becuase it wouldn't seem strange.  Wil$on just decided to dress as a chicken today."

Elaborate on that story and dress him up in a chicken suit with a blue shirt for a picture - you'd probably win the contest.  Oh wait, no you wouldn't because I just gave you that idea.  Either way - think of something on your own and you will win...........drumroll please...........each of the following......

1) $20 from me
2) An autographed picture of Wil$on
3) A fleetmack.com shirt when I get them made.

Good luck fools. Make me laugh.